Fascinating

A little more backstory: I play video games... it's what I do. Mostly I play my Xbox 360, but occasionally I play my PS3 or Wii.

Now to the point of this.

The other night I'm sitting on my couch and I decided to pop in Halo 3. It had been a long time since last I enjoyed destroying the covenant forces. Since October 08 to be exact.

All is well I'm minding my own business helping my team, and the game ends. So I look and see that my 8 year old cousin is on and also playing Halo 3. That's ok he's family so I join his game.

I completely didn't think about the other 7 little kids he would be playing with, but now it's too late he noticed I joined and I was committed. I'm running around with my cousin and the rest of our team, trying really hard not to cuss them out or tell them to shut the fuck up.

I was doing really well too. That's when the other team decided to switch teams so we were all on the same team. OK........ Fine. Kind of pointless and now there is no one to kill on the other team. Whatever.

So I'm standing there in the corner trying to remember how to switch teams so I can kill them some more, and this little punk ass kid runs up to me and unloads a rocket launcher in my face. My little cousin saw and started yelling at him (Go Christain!!) so I still kept my trap shut. I spawned back in on the COMPLETE oposite side of the map. Well that little jerk off decided he was going to go out of his way to look for me.

He killed me again. This time point blank with a shotgun. I remained silent. I found the flame thrower and went and torched his ass. I did that at least 4 or 5 more times. So this little kid started screaming about a truce saying he wouldn't kill me any more if I didn't kill him any more.
"ok" plain simple to the point.

Wouldn't you know it the little fucking pecker head came up to me and killed me again! Now I was pissed. I loosed every insult, foul and otherwise, on this little bastard. I had no interest in being nice to him. Everyone is yelling for the leader to boot him, myself included. No one did.

So at this point I said fuck it I'm leaving and logged out of the session.Wouldn't you know it, I somehow ended up being the leader. The whole game ended right then. Oh, how I was pissed. No way should I have been the leader, but it happened. Then I found out the my cousin (who was the leader) made ME the leader so I could boot that kid. He didn't even tell me!

So instead of getting rid of the kid, the whole group left me alone... LAME! Whatever it was time to go to bed so I could wake up for work anyway.

Moral of the story: Don't be a fucking retard while gaming. People don't like it.

Idiot Delivery People

It seems morons are the hot topic with me lately.

I am the Shipping Manager in a modest sized warehouse in West Jordan, Utah. Which means I am in contact with a lot of different people everyday. Most of the time my experiences with these people are fine.

A couple of days ago one was not so great. It took everything I had not to say mean things to this dumb ass lady.

She walked in to my warehouse, and told me she had an air pump and a generator for us. I let this one slide because I was in a pretty chipper mood. My reply was simply "Oh that's not for us, you're looking for one of the other companies in the area."

She then proceeded to argue with me that she had the right place and she's going to drop it off anyway. Not one time did this moron look around the damn place and see that we DO NOT sell such things OR have use for them. Nevermind that I told her it wasn't for us. (You'd think I would know what my company sells and ships)

Then she told me finally that she was looking for [Name withheld]. So I told her I'm not sure where that is, and that she needs to look on the fucking door for the name of the company she's entering BEFORE she makes an ass out of herself.

End of the story is she got all pissed off and stomped out of the warehouse. Dumbass oblivious people have no business trying to socialize with the masses.

Stupid Outsiders

First off, I'll start by saying, I don't ever expect anyone to read any of the things I post on here. If, by chance, someone does. WELCOME! Also, Thank you for reading! Anyway now I'll get to the point:


I Live in Salt Lake City, Utah. I don't know what it is but I'm sure right then you assumed I am Mormon. IF you did then you are the exact person I'm going to talk about here.

Whenever I tell someone where I live I am ALWAYS asked 1 thing. "So are you Mormon then?" This is unacceptable. Most people don't even know that there are WAY more Mormons in California, and also various other states.

Utah is the "Mecca" I'll grant you that. However, in no way is everyone here Mormon. If you assume that you ARE ignorant.

Please, don't get me wrong. I do respect the Mormons that DO live here, several members of my family are Mormon. But, to generalize everyone that way is just wrong. It's comparable to stereotyping every race, creed and color.

For now that's all I have to say on this. In the future I may become slightly more abrasive towards idiot outsiders. Have a nice day, and I hope you learned something about the people from Utah.